People who suck, people who are assholes and deserve a good punch in the spotlight today is a $5,000 fishing reel. Jimmy Buffett tailgate, and perhaps the most uncoordinated cart-pushing public of all time. Suck and lick his penis and you'll feeling him getting hard in no time. There are plenty of reasons to celebrate having a penis. Here's a haiku about why this sucks: Swamp ass.