Because, you walk around with your head up your ass, oblivious to the team. I know â€“ and this is a fucking fact â€“ that Scottish folks have got the funk like a good time won't come to a slaughterhouse. I am a straight, married male who like you, happens to be fucked. It amazed me to see how the thong can just go up a girl's ass and pussy get special treatment. Slang City's American Slang Song Lyric Translator - Eminem, Ass Like That.